why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
do you ever wish you could unread a book or unwatch a movie/tv show just so you could go back and experience it all again as if it were brand new